Thursday, March 09, 2006

A rather long A$$-specific response post

“You will be hereby known as… Pinto… and you, Flounder”(1)

Austin: as a newbie to the blog, you will be hereby known as “A$$.” That’s the way it is.(2)

I don’t know what it is, but gaining you and coop (coop, a-loop), I feel like I can drop so many more Bates references. I mean, I want to bring in Shawn “The 40 year old vir…just the 40 year old” Kingman and the Commons laughing guy (who I SAW the other day)”, Nate “the 3rd freshman year roommate” Reid, and Pablo (I don’t even need to say Pizza Guy) all the time now. I don’t know, maybe it’s just me.

Some A$$-specific commentary:

-In an answer to your title question: “never. They will never learn, b/c they always die before they can teach anyone anything. It’s Darwin’s Natural Selection at work… or something. I don’t know, you’re the biology major… umm, DAMNIT!
-Why do terrorists wear suits you ask? (B/c it’s cold in those dark computer-y rooms, obviously.) No, siri-ously, I answer your question with a question: why do basketball coaches wear suits? (SportsCenter Random Highlight Note: that incredibly sweaty college coach from like a week or so ago, he don’t need to look professional. He needs to not sweat.)
-DAMNIT, Austin, I was almost looking forward to The Girl Next Door returning, too. But then I remembered this universal truth: “Even Jack hates Kim.”
-I might have to put some money on Chloe smiling. I don’t know. I may not be a betting man, but I got a good feeling about it. Wait…
-I wouldn’t mess w/ the Unit. Let’s see: they got a T1000 and a man that whoops ass and sells car insurance…. And don’t forget that guy from Felicity. Random-ass group, geez.


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1. ok, probably not a direct quotation, but I didn’t see it when I imbd’d that ish
2. I keed, I keed. Good to have you w/ us, siri-ously. Keep hitting jump shots in our collective eyes.(3)
3. Ok, I’m done. I swear.

41 Comments:

Blogger The Agent said...

Glad to see a response to my questions.
Another quick question:
- How did that guy transfer his image onto that card so quickly?
(I ask this because: I was at GameWorks for happy hour that same day, and it took them like 20 minutes to transfer my credits from one card to another, not the 3 minutes that it took mister dead terrorist)
- A$$

2:42 PM  
Blogger The Agent said...

Glad to see a response to my questions.
Another quick question:
- How did that guy transfer his image onto that card so quickly?
(I ask this because: I was at GameWorks for happy hour that same day, and it took them like 20 minutes to transfer my credits from one card to another, not the 3 minutes that it took mister dead terrorist)
- A$$

2:43 PM  
Blogger A Money said...

wow, so apparently i made another name when i was drunk one night, sorry for the double "the agent" posts. even though, wow, all i can say is how appropriate.

2:45 PM  
Blogger WitzPickz said...

hehehe, "double agent"...COME ON! And word. There's no way they made that transfer that fast, PLUS, there's no way the security guy at the door doesn't know who Sean Astin Martin was or what happened to him. He's freaking security!

3:49 PM  
Blogger JKow said...

JinYAeye:

Surprisingly, in 24-verse, real-time does not exist for certain "minor" plot elements such as... i don't know... COMPUTERS and ID's! I mean, ish!, it's gon' take MONTHS for me to get a passport. What did it take in the show? 6 seconds? wtf, mate. Additionally as i noted 2/21, there's no way the cell phones in 24 are "real" or "real time":

"As my buddy Joe noted, how is it that everything plugs into/attaches to every cell phone in the 24 world? (EX: the chip from Nathanson) geez, in the real world, you can't even plug a different battery charger into a phone."

Double agent... geez, that's a jeffjoke if I've ever heard one. pffff.


Witz: Didn't Gary Oldman change the name on Bilbo's ID (along w/ the pic)??? I thought he did at least. they just kept his clearance level. Um, if you can change a name and a picture w/ a mere twitch of the nose, do you even really need the real ID?

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