A rather long A$$-specific response post

“You will be hereby known as… Pinto… and you, Flounder”(1)

Austin: as a newbie to the blog, you will be hereby known as “A$$.” That’s the way it is.(2)

I don’t know what it is, but gaining you and coop (coop, a-loop), I feel like I can drop so many more Bates references. I mean, I want to bring in Shawn “The 40 year old vir…just the 40 year old” Kingman and the Commons laughing guy (who I SAW the other day)”, Nate “the 3rd freshman year roommate” Reid, and Pablo (I don’t even need to say Pizza Guy) all the time now. I don’t know, maybe it’s just me.

Some A$$-specific commentary:

-In an answer to your title question: “never. They will never learn, b/c they always die before they can teach anyone anything. It’s Darwin’s Natural Selection at work… or something. I don’t know, you’re the biology major… umm, DAMNIT!
-Why do terrorists wear suits you ask? (B/c it’s cold in those dark computer-y rooms, obviously.) No, siri-ously, I answer your question with a question: why do basketball coaches wear suits? (SportsCenter Random Highlight Note: that incredibly sweaty college coach from like a week or so ago, he don’t need to look professional. He needs to not sweat.)
-DAMNIT, Austin, I was almost looking forward to The Girl Next Door returning, too. But then I remembered this universal truth: “Even Jack hates Kim.”
-I might have to put some money on Chloe smiling. I don’t know. I may not be a betting man, but I got a good feeling about it. Wait…
-I wouldn’t mess w/ the Unit. Let’s see: they got a T1000 and a man that whoops ass and sells car insurance…. And don’t forget that guy from Felicity. Random-ass group, geez.


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1. ok, probably not a direct quotation, but I didn’t see it when I imbd’d that ish
2. I keed, I keed. Good to have you w/ us, siri-ously. Keep hitting jump shots in our collective eyes.(3)
3. Ok, I’m done. I swear.